being a girl is really fucking expensive
my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up
i have a brain tumor
what if every time you cracked open an egg it sang opera for 20 seconds
to all you 14 year old american girls who say ‘if i had a british accent i would never stop talking’ i hope you wake up with a very strong yorkshire accent and see how you like that
fuck you my yorkshire accent shines like the light of a thousand suns i hope you get sat on by a cow
Shine bright like a Yorkshire accent.
I’m not even sure which one I’m reblogging this for.
I hope you get sat on by a cow