phresh-teens:

shes like a hotter and richer version of me
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being a girl is really fucking expensive

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work those jazz hands lou!!!
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holynipples:

holynipples:

my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up

i have a brain tumor

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halfsleeper:

@joshdevinedrums: Lux trying on some headphones in the Apple store! Love this little cutie!
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actually-sinners-do-sleep:

what if every time you cracked open an egg it sang opera for 20 seconds

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oh my..
so close!!!
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mr-and-mrs-miller:

cunt-bubbles:

deep-sea-mermaid:

oncemoreforluck:

getsomeice:

to all you 14 year old american girls who say ‘if i had a british accent i would never stop talking’ i hope you wake up with a very strong yorkshire accent and see how you like that

fuck you my yorkshire accent shines like the light of a thousand suns i hope you get sat on by a cow

Shine bright like a Yorkshire accent.

I’m not even sure which one I’m reblogging this for.

I hope you get sat on by a cow

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Me and my two favorite boys:)
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